"We’re the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War’s a spiritual war… our Great Depression is our lives. We’ve all been raised on television to believe that one day we’d all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won’t. And we’re slowly learning that fact. And we’re very, very pissed off."

tiorickyaoi:

"i need a movie where there are kickass female characters"image

"i need a movie where the main characters aren’t attractive"image

"i need a movie with annoying talking animals"

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"i need a movie where the main character lives in a swamp"

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"i need a movie that has all star by smash mouth on the soundtrack"

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(via ruinedchildhood)

cornchipz:

daleksunshine:

danfreakindavis:

when you find that perfect gif but don’t know how to use it

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You can reverse the flow of the hotdogs if you concentrate hard enough

oh my god you can

(via pizza)

(Source: starkholmes, via pizza)

cassjaytuck:

what if you started making car alarm noises when people you didn’t like touched you

(via crrocs)

mangosmoothie7:

fileformat:

STOP

who fucking did this

(Source: mesovideo, via ruinedchildhood)

(Source: landorus, via pizza)

restlesslyaspiring:

pearlsandink:

Men’s Rights Activists.

OH MY GOD THIS IS A PERFECT REPRESENTATION

(Source: unbreakablesoul, via leftnipple)

wlse:

my dogs gave me a lecture today

(via crrocs)

cosbyykidd:

my head hurts

(Source: msbehavior-4roc, via leftnipple)

patbaer:

Caught sleeping by the PRESIDENT.

(via pizza)

yungbussy:

nooooooooo

(Source: jobrosreign, via pizza)

(Source: ruinedchildhood, via pizza)