prismasandpie:

When people ask you to come down from your room and socialize.

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flappypussyz:

when you type “fuck” but accidentally put “duck”

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(via crrocs)

starlightlady:

there is a reason I’m single and it’s called my face

(via human)

trust:

trust:

i just dropped my iphone in the bath

now its syncing

(via crrocs)

powerist:

If you don’t love yourself, you’ll always be chasing people who don’t love you.

(via pizza)

(Source: 2000ish, via ruinedchildhood)

(Source: elsa-snowqueen, via pizza)

lindsaylohoean:

the only nation i will ever rule is procrastination

(via pizza)

online:

when the PE teacher makes you run

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ohhheck:

otterboxes:

ohhheck:

how do you ask what a glass of water is doing?

a glass of water is an inanimate object and is incapable of having a thought process or understanding english

water you doing 

(Source: officialblueshell, via greysvasectomy)

troylershipszalfie:

5sos-smut-world:

thejamesboyle:

caluummhood:

HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

the first post ever on tumblr

I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

this is my favorite post ever.

(Source: onleatherwings92, via sedeuces)

(via sedeuces)

ruinedchildhood:

Not gonna lie I thought this was fried chicken

(via leftnipple)