imperialdalek:

I love how Obama’s all like “It’s ok Mitt you’ll know why when you’re older.”

(Source: thefilmfatale, via human)

how to accidentally get bro-zoned a novel by me

lastmimzy:

The cat’s like WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU BRING HOME

(Source: fiberstark, via officialfrenchtoast)

sakuraa:

adult: wow teen is frowning !!! must have attitude !!!!! moody !!!!!!

(via bigblackwomanwithbigblacktitties)

estebanwaseaten:

wailtothethief:

Fuck I’m walking downtown and I pass a group of guys staring at me and I think “great catcall time” but then one guy goes “you look like you could kill a man a million different ways with just your bare hands”. This. This is an acceptable comment to give a girl on the street.

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(via somebitchgottheurliwanted)

shisno:

grandpaharleys:

i dont understand the stereotype that women are obsessed with shoes, like have u ever met a high school boy

(via human)

whiteboyfriend:

surprisebitch:

dubstepfordads:

helping my little brother with his wordsearch and found this shit

the hidden agenda

sleigh

(via greysvasectomy)

You’re a Bitch

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You’re a Bi

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Oh look ,You’re still a Bitch

(Source: humorbaby, via condom)

(via condom)